Daily Laugh Thread
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How come all German women have the same phone number? Whenever I ask a German lady for her phone number, they answer:
9 9 9 . . .
Nein nein nein . . .
9 9 9 . . .
Nein nein nein . . .
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"Look, if I went 'round, sayin' I was an emperor because some watery bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
"BE QUIET!"
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Nice painting.
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It's even funnier when someone adds fake subtitles.
Although, the joke may not work well if you know Spanish.
Although, the joke may not work well if you know Spanish.
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Virgin de Regla took them
- to cook.
Ahahaha! She was jealous.
And he still does not get it.
- to cook.
Ahahaha! She was jealous.
And he still does not get it.
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Our professor who teaches Ancient Greek in my school has this up on her office door
འ༔ ཨ༔ ཧ༔ ཤ༔ ས༔ མ༔
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2 tantrics in 1, huh?
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Ok so Vladimir Putin was sleeping tight in his bunker nestled deep into the Ural Mountains when his butler comes and wakes him up at 3 a.m.
"What the hell, what happened, why did you wake me up at this hour?"
"Mr. President, Sir, the Ukranians want to discuss the capitulation. I tried to persuade them to wait until morning but they insisted they want to discuss this issue now."
"Oh ok, finally...well, bring me the phone, then"
"I don't think that's necessary; they are right here at the front door"
"What the hell, what happened, why did you wake me up at this hour?"
"Mr. President, Sir, the Ukranians want to discuss the capitulation. I tried to persuade them to wait until morning but they insisted they want to discuss this issue now."
"Oh ok, finally...well, bring me the phone, then"
"I don't think that's necessary; they are right here at the front door"
"You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of."
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