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How come all German women have the same phone number? Whenever I ask a German lady for her phone number, they answer:

9 9 9 . . .
Nein nein nein . . .
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It's even funnier when someone adds fake subtitles.



Although, the joke may not work well if you know Spanish.
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DNS wrote: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:24 amAlthough, the joke may not work well if you know Spanish.
Yes, the same is true for the Der Untergang bunker scene videos with regards to German.

The following is supposed to be a true translation of what was said:
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Virgin de Regla took them

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- to cook.

Ahahaha! She was jealous. :rolling:

And he still does not get it. :rolling: :broke:
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2 tantrics in 1, huh?

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Ok so Vladimir Putin was sleeping tight in his bunker nestled deep into the Ural Mountains when his butler comes and wakes him up at 3 a.m.
"What the hell, what happened, why did you wake me up at this hour?"
"Mr. President, Sir, the Ukranians want to discuss the capitulation. I tried to persuade them to wait until morning but they insisted they want to discuss this issue now."
"Oh ok, finally...well, bring me the phone, then"
"I don't think that's necessary; they are right here at the front door"
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