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Re: Daily Laugh Thread
A Mother’s Day
lighthearted story
for the women :
WHY GOD CREATED MAN
One day in the Garden of Eden,
Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
“What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me
and all of this beautiful garden
and all of these amazing animals
and that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?"
came the reply from above.
“Lord, I am lonely, and I'm
sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case,
I have a solution.
I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
“Man will be a flawed creature,
with many wretched traits.
He'll lie, cheat and
be vainglorious; all in all,
he'll give you a hard time.
But... he'll be bigger,
stronger, and
will like to hunt
and kill things.
He will look silly
when he's aroused,
but since you've
been complaining,
I'll make him
in such a way
that he will satisfy
your physical needs.
He will be witless and
will revel in childish things
like fighting and
kicking a ball about.
He won't be too smart,
so he'll also need your
advice to think properly."
"Sounds wonderful!" says Eve,
"But what's the catch, Lord?"
Well... you can have
him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
“As I said, he'll be proud,
arrogant, and self-admiring...
So you'll have to let him
believe that I made him first.
Just remember,
it's our little secret...
You know,
woman to woman."
lighthearted story
for the women :
WHY GOD CREATED MAN
One day in the Garden of Eden,
Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
“What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me
and all of this beautiful garden
and all of these amazing animals
and that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?"
came the reply from above.
“Lord, I am lonely, and I'm
sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case,
I have a solution.
I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
“Man will be a flawed creature,
with many wretched traits.
He'll lie, cheat and
be vainglorious; all in all,
he'll give you a hard time.
But... he'll be bigger,
stronger, and
will like to hunt
and kill things.
He will look silly
when he's aroused,
but since you've
been complaining,
I'll make him
in such a way
that he will satisfy
your physical needs.
He will be witless and
will revel in childish things
like fighting and
kicking a ball about.
He won't be too smart,
so he'll also need your
advice to think properly."
"Sounds wonderful!" says Eve,
"But what's the catch, Lord?"
Well... you can have
him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
“As I said, he'll be proud,
arrogant, and self-admiring...
So you'll have to let him
believe that I made him first.
Just remember,
it's our little secret...
You know,
woman to woman."
Re: Daily Laugh Thread
I adjusted the margins and added my logo.
It needed that little touch up.
Virgo
It needed that little touch up.
Virgo
Re: Daily Laugh Thread
DNS,
It was spiritual and entertaining.
Thank you!
P.S. I have to check what's with that lake ... and the cameras.
It truly is a more appropriate job for me to destroy everyone's plans for "a good time". I'm for it completely.
Miorita
It was spiritual and entertaining.
Thank you!
P.S. I have to check what's with that lake ... and the cameras.
It truly is a more appropriate job for me to destroy everyone's plans for "a good time". I'm for it completely.
Miorita
Re: Daily Laugh Thread
Virgo