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https://youtube.com/results?search_query=Dirty+ho
Inspired^ by the end of this video:
Play^ at 1.25x speed, and it starts to look more like Yuen Woo Ping^.
Inspired^ by the end of this video:
Play^ at 1.25x speed, and it starts to look more like Yuen Woo Ping^.
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The 4 stages of life according to Santa:
1. You believe in Santa.
2. You don’t believe in Santa.
3. You become Santa.
4. You look like Santa
Merry Christmas.
1. You believe in Santa.
2. You don’t believe in Santa.
3. You become Santa.
4. You look like Santa
Merry Christmas.
1.The problem isn’t ‘ignorance’. The problem is the mind you have right now. (H.H. Karmapa XVII @NYC 2/4/18)
2. I support Mingyur R and HHDL in their positions against lama abuse.
3. Student: Lama, I thought I might die but then I realized that the 3 Jewels would protect me.
Lama: Even If you had died the 3 Jewels would still have protected you. (DW post by Fortyeightvows)
2. I support Mingyur R and HHDL in their positions against lama abuse.
3. Student: Lama, I thought I might die but then I realized that the 3 Jewels would protect me.
Lama: Even If you had died the 3 Jewels would still have protected you. (DW post by Fortyeightvows)
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Become as Gods..
This cannot continue..
This cannot continue..
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May all seek, find & follow the Path of Buddhas.
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Lol that^ reminds me of the someone-on-the-internet-is-wrong memes:
https://www.google.com/search?q=someone ... 14&bih=719
About this part found in your link Nicholas:
“Medical doctorate degrees will also be mailed out to people who give their expert opinion on vaccines, gut health, and essential oils on the internet.”
I’ll still take my chances on the internet there^ over the corporate-shill so-called professional experts; in general.
But anyway, back to laughing for this thread.
https://www.google.com/search?q=someone ... 14&bih=719
About this part found in your link Nicholas:
“Medical doctorate degrees will also be mailed out to people who give their expert opinion on vaccines, gut health, and essential oils on the internet.”
I’ll still take my chances on the internet there^ over the corporate-shill so-called professional experts; in general.
But anyway, back to laughing for this thread.
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If you've not seen this...
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In these degenerate times of strife and conflict, we must remember the four mighty vows of Agnibāṇa Buddha in his twinkling paradise upon the horizon.
1) To protect the world from devastation.
2) To unite all peoples within our nations.
3) To denounce the evils of truth and love.
4) To extend his reach to the stars above.
1) To protect the world from devastation.
2) To unite all peoples within our nations.
3) To denounce the evils of truth and love.
4) To extend his reach to the stars above.
Then, the monks uttered this gāthā:
These bodies are like foam.
Them being frail, who can rejoice in them?
The Buddha attained the vajra-body.
Still, it becomes inconstant and ruined.
The many Buddhas are vajra-entities.
All are also subject to inconstancy.
Quickly ended, like melting snow --
how could things be different?
The Buddha passed into parinirvāṇa afterward.
(T1.27b10 Mahāparinirvāṇasūtra DĀ 2)
These bodies are like foam.
Them being frail, who can rejoice in them?
The Buddha attained the vajra-body.
Still, it becomes inconstant and ruined.
The many Buddhas are vajra-entities.
All are also subject to inconstancy.
Quickly ended, like melting snow --
how could things be different?
The Buddha passed into parinirvāṇa afterward.
(T1.27b10 Mahāparinirvāṇasūtra DĀ 2)
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Have you watched the whole thing? That is a very, very, very good film.
Then, the monks uttered this gāthā:
These bodies are like foam.
Them being frail, who can rejoice in them?
The Buddha attained the vajra-body.
Still, it becomes inconstant and ruined.
The many Buddhas are vajra-entities.
All are also subject to inconstancy.
Quickly ended, like melting snow --
how could things be different?
The Buddha passed into parinirvāṇa afterward.
(T1.27b10 Mahāparinirvāṇasūtra DĀ 2)
These bodies are like foam.
Them being frail, who can rejoice in them?
The Buddha attained the vajra-body.
Still, it becomes inconstant and ruined.
The many Buddhas are vajra-entities.
All are also subject to inconstancy.
Quickly ended, like melting snow --
how could things be different?
The Buddha passed into parinirvāṇa afterward.
(T1.27b10 Mahāparinirvāṇasūtra DĀ 2)
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Several times since it appeared, because it has turned up a few times on my facebook feed.
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I see entirely too much of me in this sea lion.
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Then, the monks uttered this gāthā:
These bodies are like foam.
Them being frail, who can rejoice in them?
The Buddha attained the vajra-body.
Still, it becomes inconstant and ruined.
The many Buddhas are vajra-entities.
All are also subject to inconstancy.
Quickly ended, like melting snow --
how could things be different?
The Buddha passed into parinirvāṇa afterward.
(T1.27b10 Mahāparinirvāṇasūtra DĀ 2)
These bodies are like foam.
Them being frail, who can rejoice in them?
The Buddha attained the vajra-body.
Still, it becomes inconstant and ruined.
The many Buddhas are vajra-entities.
All are also subject to inconstancy.
Quickly ended, like melting snow --
how could things be different?
The Buddha passed into parinirvāṇa afterward.
(T1.27b10 Mahāparinirvāṇasūtra DĀ 2)
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A little bit of British humor - sometimes a bit hard to digest.
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Then, the monks uttered this gāthā:
These bodies are like foam.
Them being frail, who can rejoice in them?
The Buddha attained the vajra-body.
Still, it becomes inconstant and ruined.
The many Buddhas are vajra-entities.
All are also subject to inconstancy.
Quickly ended, like melting snow --
how could things be different?
The Buddha passed into parinirvāṇa afterward.
(T1.27b10 Mahāparinirvāṇasūtra DĀ 2)
These bodies are like foam.
Them being frail, who can rejoice in them?
The Buddha attained the vajra-body.
Still, it becomes inconstant and ruined.
The many Buddhas are vajra-entities.
All are also subject to inconstancy.
Quickly ended, like melting snow --
how could things be different?
The Buddha passed into parinirvāṇa afterward.
(T1.27b10 Mahāparinirvāṇasūtra DĀ 2)
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Don’t even ask how I stumbled upon this^; but she’s funny af.
And at the end she says that Hey-Zeus is real; okay whatever, but still good comedy
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Well I suppose the humor here is that this^ was posted by ESPN sports channel of all outlets.
One of the fiercest humans in the last hundred years licked (or smoked rather) the toad, and basically became a pacifist....