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Sayings of a Jewish Buddha

If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?

Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?

Drink tea and nourish life; with the first sip, joy; with the second sip, satisfaction; with the third sip, peace; with the fourth, a Danish.

Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

Accept misfortune as a blessing. Do not wish for perfect health, or a life without problems. What would you talk about?

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Oy.

There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?

The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao is not Jewish.

Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.

Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as a wooded glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with such rounded shoulders.

Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ten thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist.

Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.

(From the book ZEN JUDAISM by David M Bader)
"You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of."
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Sergeant Schultz knew everything there was to know.
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Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.
from https://www.thoughtco.com/spell-checker ... an-1692348
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LLOOLL, :rolling:
ME, MYSELF AND I THINK That A LANGUAGE EVOLVES,
it changes, it rock and rolls,
it metamorph........,
so,
if any one says
this is the only, and just,
correct way..
well, ill try chimpanzze,
or pantomimics.
great post,
about language.
funny and thought provocing.
ps, all mistakes written here are spontaneus..
sue me.
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One of our best cartoonists. Keeping him to ourselves would be selfish, wouldn't it?

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... -foreclaws

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“Observing samaya involves to remain inseparable from the union of wisdom and compassion at all times, to sustain mindfulness, and to put into practice the guru’s instructions”. Garchen Rinpoche

Formerly known as Miroku.
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"You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of."
- Robert Penn Warren -
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"You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of."
- Robert Penn Warren -
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Especially apt for Buddhists, although the author might not have been thinking about us.
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At least he passed the mirror test, which means he's certainly self-aware.
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hi, dns.
i will number my opinions here, so, imo only:
1. every living organism is self-aware.
2. i do not give credence to any mirror test as a metric for self-awareness. the beings may just not know what a mirror is.
3. the monkey simply saw another monkey looking at him point-blank, made him jump.
4. the young monkey probably realised, after investigation, what a mirror is.

funny thing, though, looking for the few first times, and knowing what will be, i still had a rection, similar.
thnx, dns.
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