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Yes, for sure.

But does s/he eat ambrosia?
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Ayu wrote:
dharmagoat wrote: Does a god have buddha nature?
Yes, for sure.
Bzzzt! The correct answer was "um".

Yes, when they are hungry.

Do you have the recipe for it?
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dharmagoat wrote:
Ayu wrote:
dharmagoat wrote: Does a god have buddha nature?
Yes, for sure.
Bzzzt! The correct answer was "um".

Yes, when they are hungry.

Do you have the recipe for it?
Hehe, cheesy Zen joke! I like it!!

Yes, it's great with cheese as a spinach substitute.

Do you look at your toes as you get out of bed?
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No

Should I be looking at my toes as I get out of bed?
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Yes, your toes indicate where the floor will be.

Do you have toes?
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Yes. Do you have hooves?
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Yes, and horns, and a tail.

Does the concept of evil frighten you?
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No. Will you bow before the Ceiling Cat?
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Yes, O Great All-seeing One.

Would Ceiling Cat like a kitty snack?
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Yes

Do you have any cat nip?
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No, not since we staged the intervention.

Is your cat on drugs?

(warning signs: sleeps a lot and is always hungry)
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No, not that I know of. However, she does want food all the time.

Is your cat Buddhist?
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No. Much to my youngest son's disappointment the cat went AWOL some time ago. However, I'm certain that our dog has arrived through karmic connection.

Is your cat buddhist?
We abide nowhere. We possess nothing.
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Yes, apparently so. She circumambulates Buddhists, sits on the lap of a Buddha statue and has a Pali name. Although I should admit, I had something to do with naming her.
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Punya wrote:No. Much to my youngest son's disappointment the cat went AWOL some time ago. However, I'm certain that our dog has arrived through karmic connection.

Is your cat buddhist?
yes

I would say so, he goes crazy if not allowed in shrine room during practices and he stares at the computer when chNNr is giving webcasts. I would say he has gotten direct transmission at least a handful of times.

he may spend sometime in the natural state, but he has no idea about the paramitas- especially patience


Do you know any lamas with really strange habits?
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No. The ones I know eat, drink, laugh and explain the Dharma. :shrug:

Do you have strange habits? :smile:
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Ayu wrote:No. The ones I know eat, drink, laugh and explain the Dharma. :shrug:

Do you have strange habits? :smile:

Why yes I do have at least one strange habit :smile:

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Have you ever been to Trongsa Dzong?
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No

Do your thoughts sometimes make you feel tired after a long day?
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No, I just wonder where this strange stuff is coming from.

Does eating make you feel tired?
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Yes.

Are you lying?
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