A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs.
“Well, I’ll tell you” the farmer replied. “One day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath. That pig ran for help. He saved my life”.
“Oh, that’s how he lost his leg?” the neighbor drawled.
“No. One night my wife and I were sound asleep and the house caught on fire. That pig woke us up. He saved our lives!”
“So that’s how he lost his leg”, stated the neighbor.
“No, that wasn’t it” the farmer affirmed.
Exasperated, the neighbor demanded “Then how did he lose his leg?” and the farmer replied, “When you have a pig that good, you don’t eat him all at once!”
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Black humor in dark times.
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Yes. It was almost too black to post as a joke.
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by SilenceMonkey
Jan 6th, a historic day in the history of the United States...
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by Kim O'Hara
Found on FB (of course) -
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Contributions so far -
Wack Sabbath
Felonious Monk
Fool and the Gang
Public Enema
Poxy Music
Go for it, folks!
Re: Daily Laugh Thread
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:17 pm
by SilenceMonkey
Kim O'Hara wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:56 am
Contributions so far -
Wack Sabbath
Felonious Monk
Fool and the Gang
Public Enema
Poxy Music
Go for it, folks!
Andrew Turd
The Bleach Boys
The Stinks
Baby Gaga
Dupe Fiasco
Quick Slave and the Bad Deeds
Nine Inch Fails
Red Hot Willy Lepers
Return to Whatever
The Trolling Stones
Poops of Rebellion
The White Hypes
(White) Trash Mouth
System of a Clown
They Might Be Tyrants
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Klux and the Klan
Rage Against the Deep State
Q2
Parlerment Lolkkkadelict