This election: don't vote. Your vote means nothing. If you're smart enough to know that isn't true, good; you'll show up on election day anyway. Otherwise, DON'T VOTE.
Just now I got an automated phone-call telling me the "Apple Ballot" is bad, to not trust it, that the teachers' union run it and it's evil. I had no idea what it was. Then when I googled it, I found out that the teachers' union actually stand outside the election booths, handing out a card telling people who to vote for. Am I really that stupid? Really? I'm going to bring a card in with me that I got at the door, telling me what to pick, with each option?
I'm so stupid that I'm going to vote one way because a guy handed me a card... I'm so stupid that I need an automated phonecall (and I'm on the Do Not Call list, btw) to tell me not to do this.
If you are Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin IRL, please, don't show up at the polls. You are destroying America (or whatever country you are in -- you are destroying that too).
Some of you guys have compulsory voting, don't you? How absurd that is!!!
Because there is no compulsory political study.
The best things in life aren't things.