"The first thing I can do is liberate you - this is to trigger the permanent shift commonly referred to as enlightenment...If you are already liberated, I can work personally with you to open up the power of your liberation...
There is an offer for those wishing to be liberated. I have liberated people in less than an hour, but that is rare. It takes as long as it takes. If you wish to hire me at my hourly rate to liberate you, I will do the best I can, but it might make more sense for you to take advantage of my flat fee liberation
My hourly rate is £500. This represents exceptional value for money - I will work with you very deeply, and in that hour, I will shave decades off your search....For £1000, I will work with you for as long as it takes to free you. The work is intense, hardcore, and actually delivers."
. love the "flat fee" option
seems kind of cut price, really. "Medium Mind"?