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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby do_not_zzz » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:54 am

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Dechen Norbu » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:33 pm

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Silent Bob » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:51 pm

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Dechen Norbu » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:17 pm

Spectacular! :lol:
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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Quiet Heart » Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:51 am

catmoon wrote:
mr. gordo wrote:Electrician's monastery



Gee, you know, if my ancient memory is correct, then the resistor in the picture has a value of 1 ohm.

Gold tolerance band, too. +/- 5% ?

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Wow, it's nearly 50 years since I had to think of that!
As I remember it goes like this:
(Bad Boys Ravish Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly) ......for the colors
(Black Brown Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Violet Grey White) and the tolerances
Gold, Silver, and nothing at all for....
5%, 10%, and 20% tolerance.
That's how I was taught to memorise it.
That was 1965, I was in military electronics school; and not knowing that immeadiately would usually earn you a day of KP (Kitchen Police) washing up after the cooks in the dining hall.
Not sure of that 3rd color though.
If it is a grey that makes it 9 places...or 100 Mega Ohms, which may be the intended joke.
But I could be wrong....becuse it has been a LONG time,
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in your wife's lovely face
in your baby's laughter?
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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Paul » Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:58 pm

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This nature of mind is spontaneously present.
That spontaneity I was told is the dakini aspect.
Recognizing this should help me
Not to be stuck with fear of being sued.

-Dzongsar Khyentse Rinpoche
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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Thug4lyfe » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:50 am

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby catmoon » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:47 am

Um, posts here are supposed to be funny...
Sergeant Schultz knew everything there was to know.
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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Thug4lyfe » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:04 pm

catmoon wrote:Um, posts here are supposed to be funny...

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby catmoon » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:48 pm

Lol much better
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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Thug4lyfe » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:19 am

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Thug4lyfe » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:27 am

Was googling "Penny Arcade Buddhism" and found deez!

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Zenshin 善心 » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:10 pm

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All beings since their first aspiration till the attainment of Buddhahood are sheltered under the guardianship of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas who, responding to the requirements of the occasion, transform themselves and assume the actual forms of personality.

Thus for the sake of all beings Buddhas and Bodhisattvas become sometimes their parents, sometimes their wives and children, sometimes their kinsmen, sometimes their servants, sometimes their friends, sometimes their enemies, sometimes reveal themselves as devas or in some other forms.


- Ashvaghosa, The Awakening of Faith

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Thug4lyfe » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:41 pm

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Mod Edit: Pic removed. This is a thread supposed to be funny, FE. Keep that in mind. :smile:
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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Paul » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:11 pm

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This nature of mind is spontaneously present.
That spontaneity I was told is the dakini aspect.
Recognizing this should help me
Not to be stuck with fear of being sued.

-Dzongsar Khyentse Rinpoche
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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Mr. G » Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:59 pm

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    How foolish you are,
    grasping the letter of the text and ignoring its intention!
    - Vasubandhu
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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Postby Mr. G » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:16 pm

    How foolish you are,
    grasping the letter of the text and ignoring its intention!
    - Vasubandhu
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