Drop and grab

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Drop and grab

Postby Mandarava » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:03 pm

You've seen those arcade games where you put in your coin and then you have to guide an electronic arm across a load of naff prizes before dropping it on the one you fancy winning?

Well here's how to play.You post the following.

*Put's coin in slot*.

Now you have to wait for the next person to come along and post what you won.....if anything :popcorn:

I'm not making it clear am I ?

I'll post a few just so you get what I mean.
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Mandarava » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:04 pm

*Put's coin in slot*.
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there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Mandarava » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:04 pm

You won a pen that doesn't work.

*Put's coin in slot*.
'I really like these teeth.There is a human being who took my teeth and then
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Mandarava » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:06 pm

You won a necklace that leaves a nice green tide mark around your neck.



*Put's coin in slot*.
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there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Mandarava » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:08 pm

You didn't win a thing

*Put's coin in slot*.
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there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Kunga Lhadzom » Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:04 pm

You hit the jackpot ! (All the plastic balls filled with toys roll out of the machine )


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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Kunga Lhadzom » Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:07 pm

*Puts coin in slot*
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Mandarava » Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:56 pm

:rolling:

you won a bar a melted chocolate.

puts coin in slot
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Kunga Lhadzom » Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:45 pm

:smile:

You have won an all expense paid trip to the Dharmakaya...where everyone runs around naked !


*Puts coin in slot*
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby catmoon » Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:42 pm

You have won passage to the Purelands, all expenses paid, instruction in enlightenment provided for free, full access to the Buddha mind and a prediction of Buddhahood within the week.

Ha ha just kidding. Actually it's just a little teddy bear with a small split where some of the stuffing is coming out.

*Puts a very small coin in the slot*
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Mandarava » Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:14 pm

catmoon wrote:You have won passage to the Purelands, all expenses paid, instruction in enlightenment provided for free, full access to the Buddha mind and a prediction of Buddhahood within the week.

Ha ha just kidding. Actually it's just a little teddy bear with a small split where some of the stuffing is coming out.

*Puts a very small coin in the slot*



:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

You won a get out of the lower realms free card :jumping:

*puts coin in slot*
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Kunga Lhadzom » Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:24 pm

lol

you have won a pair of Milarepas' boxer shorts !


*stuffs a $20 bill in the slot*
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Mandarava » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:44 pm

Kunga Lhadzom wrote:lol

you have won a pair of Milarepas' boxer shorts !


*stuffs a $20 bill in the slot*


Wow, a relic, I won a relic :woohoo:

It's gobbled your money and given you sod all. :broke:

*Gives machine a sly Kick and shoves a £ in the slot *
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby catmoon » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:32 pm

It's gobbled your money and given you sod all. Funny how karma works sometimes.


*Puts a wooden nickel in the slot"
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby conebeckham » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:38 pm

Nothing comes out, not even more wooden nickels.

Appears to put a coin in the slot.

Everything comes out, but really it's nothing.
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Re: Drop and grab

Postby Thug4lyfe » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:17 pm

*Put in a kiwi dollah*

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