Drop and grab

[Mandarava]

You've seen those arcade games where you put in your coin and then you have to guide an electronic arm across a load of naff prizes before dropping it on the one you fancy winning?

Well here's how to play.You post the following.

*Put's coin in slot*.

Now you have to wait for the next person to come along and post what you won.....if anything

I'm not making it clear am I ?

I'll post a few just so you get what I mean.

[Mandarava]

*Put's coin in slot*.

[Mandarava]

You won a pen that doesn't work.

*Put's coin in slot*.

[Mandarava]

You won a necklace that leaves a nice green tide mark around your neck.



*Put's coin in slot*.

[Mandarava]

You didn't win a thing

*Put's coin in slot*.

[Kunga Lhadzom]

You hit the jackpot ! (All the plastic balls filled with toys roll out of the machine )

[Kunga Lhadzom]

*Puts coin in slot*

[Mandarava]

you won a bar a melted chocolate.

puts coin in slot

[Kunga Lhadzom]

You have won an all expense paid trip to the Dharmakaya...where everyone runs around naked !


*Puts coin in slot*

[catmoon]

You have won passage to the Purelands, all expenses paid, instruction in enlightenment provided for free, full access to the Buddha mind and a prediction of Buddhahood within the week.

Ha ha just kidding. Actually it's just a little teddy bear with a small split where some of the stuffing is coming out.

*Puts a very small coin in the slot*

[Mandarava]

You have won passage to the Purelands, all expenses paid, instruction in enlightenment provided for free, full access to the Buddha mind and a prediction of Buddhahood within the week.

Ha ha just kidding. Actually it's just a little teddy bear with a small split where some of the stuffing is coming out.

*Puts a very small coin in the slot*

You won a get out of the lower realms free card

*puts coin in slot*

[Kunga Lhadzom]

lol

you have won a pair of Milarepas' boxer shorts !


*stuffs a $20 bill in the slot*

[Mandarava]

lol

you have won a pair of Milarepas' boxer shorts !


*stuffs a $20 bill in the slot*

Wow, a relic, I won a relic

It's gobbled your money and given you sod all.

*Gives machine a sly Kick and shoves a £ in the slot *

[catmoon]

It's gobbled your money and given you sod all. Funny how karma works sometimes.


*Puts a wooden nickel in the slot"

[conebeckham]

Nothing comes out, not even more wooden nickels.

Appears to put a coin in the slot.

Everything comes out, but really it's nothing.

[Thug4lyfe]

*Put in a kiwi dollah*

becomes enlightened!