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 Post subject: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:03 pm 
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You've seen those arcade games where you put in your coin and then you have to guide an electronic arm across a load of naff prizes before dropping it on the one you fancy winning?

Well here's how to play.You post the following.

*Put's coin in slot*.

Now you have to wait for the next person to come along and post what you won.....if anything :popcorn:

I'm not making it clear am I ?

I'll post a few just so you get what I mean.

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:04 pm 
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*Put's coin in slot*.

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:04 pm 
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You won a pen that doesn't work.

*Put's coin in slot*.

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:06 pm 
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You won a necklace that leaves a nice green tide mark around your neck.



*Put's coin in slot*.

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:08 pm 
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You didn't win a thing

*Put's coin in slot*.

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:04 pm 
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You hit the jackpot ! (All the plastic balls filled with toys roll out of the machine )


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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:07 pm 
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*Puts coin in slot*


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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:56 pm 
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:rolling:

you won a bar a melted chocolate.

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:45 pm 
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:smile:

You have won an all expense paid trip to the Dharmakaya...where everyone runs around naked !


*Puts coin in slot*


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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:42 pm 
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You have won passage to the Purelands, all expenses paid, instruction in enlightenment provided for free, full access to the Buddha mind and a prediction of Buddhahood within the week.

Ha ha just kidding. Actually it's just a little teddy bear with a small split where some of the stuffing is coming out.

*Puts a very small coin in the slot*

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:14 pm 
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catmoon wrote:
You have won passage to the Purelands, all expenses paid, instruction in enlightenment provided for free, full access to the Buddha mind and a prediction of Buddhahood within the week.

Ha ha just kidding. Actually it's just a little teddy bear with a small split where some of the stuffing is coming out.

*Puts a very small coin in the slot*



:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

You won a get out of the lower realms free card :jumping:

*puts coin in slot*

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:24 pm 
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lol

you have won a pair of Milarepas' boxer shorts !


*stuffs a $20 bill in the slot*


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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:44 pm 
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Kunga Lhadzom wrote:
lol

you have won a pair of Milarepas' boxer shorts !


*stuffs a $20 bill in the slot*


Wow, a relic, I won a relic :woohoo:

It's gobbled your money and given you sod all. :broke:

*Gives machine a sly Kick and shoves a £ in the slot *

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:32 pm 
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It's gobbled your money and given you sod all. Funny how karma works sometimes.


*Puts a wooden nickel in the slot"

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:38 pm 
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Nothing comes out, not even more wooden nickels.

Appears to put a coin in the slot.

Everything comes out, but really it's nothing.

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 Post subject: Re: Drop and grab
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:17 pm 
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*Put in a kiwi dollah*

becomes enlightened!

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