Yikes I gave it a listen again - this time with the headphones on my head instead of on the desk.
Now, I think I did hear worse music once. It was Leonard Nimoy singing a song about Bilbo Baggins on a Star Trek record. But actually, I think I'd rather listen to Leonard for the comedy value.
If this site is indicative of the state of Australian Buddhism, look, the thing is dead, just bury it and walk away.