Tibetan theory oriented jokes

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Mariusz
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Tibetan theory oriented jokes

Postby Mariusz » Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:54 pm

....recently again I have problems with this bardo state of mine, at least three beautiful womans I very like and often meet dancing salsa, but they seem to be not familiar with bodhicitta motivation :cry: .

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Re: Tibetan theory oriented jokes

Postby narraboth » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:43 pm

sorry, couldn't get it.

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Re: Tibetan theory oriented jokes

Postby tamdrin » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:18 pm

Your motivation was bodhicitta in trying to get women? Sure it wasn't straight desire. I'm not saying thats bad but you know...

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Re: Tibetan theory oriented jokes

Postby Mariusz » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:58 pm

Excuse me, i thought this joke was very funny in every aspect, but maybe it's my english, my plural was wrong I check in dictionary :smile:

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Re: Tibetan theory oriented jokes

Postby gnegirl » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:54 pm

Certainly you heard the one about the fierce yellow dakini guarding a treasure right? And the guy who tried to steal it?

Ya he had his behind kicked by an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow poke-a-butt dakini.
"Things are not what they appear to be: nor are they otherwise." --Surangama Sutra

Phenomenon, vast as space, dharmata is your base, arising and falling like ocean tide cycles, why do i cling to your illusion of unceasing changlessness?

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Re: Tibetan theory oriented jokes

Postby tempuserus » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:18 pm

its saying these women are distration but it a bodhisattva duty to help meaning you will recieve distractrions on your way to buddhahood but in order to gain buddhahood you need these people

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Re: Tibetan theory oriented jokes

Postby catmoon » Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:39 am

Student: Something terrible has happened to me. Suddenly my mind is in complete choas, I can't focus on anything and I hate everyone. What is going on?

Lama: Oh, your mind has crashed. You need to reBuddha.
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