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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:49 am 
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No.

Have you done "speed dating?"


Heck no.
Have you ever fantasized about killing Justin Bieber?

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I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"


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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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No! Just badly maiming him! :tongue:

Have you ever considered that your Buddhist practice is a complete and utter waste of time?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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No! Just badly maiming him! :tongue:

Have you ever considered that your Buddhist practice is a complete and utter waste of time?


No. But I think my afflictions are sometimes so overwhelming that it nullifies my Buddhist practice.

Do you like cats?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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pueraeternus wrote:
gregkavarnos wrote:
No! Just badly maiming him! :tongue:

Have you ever considered that your Buddhist practice is a complete and utter waste of time?


No. But I think my afflictions are sometimes so overwhelming that it nullifies my Buddhist practice.

Do you like cats?

I've never seen it.

Do you like Rent?


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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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shel wrote:
pueraeternus wrote:
gregkavarnos wrote:
No! Just badly maiming him! :tongue:

Have you ever considered that your Buddhist practice is a complete and utter waste of time?


No. But I think my afflictions are sometimes so overwhelming that it nullifies my Buddhist practice.

Do you like cats?

I've never seen it.

Do you like Rent?


No.

Do you think you will be the next Buddha?

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I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"


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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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No. I was told it's a girls turn next. :cry:

Do you think it could still be me? :thinking:


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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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Yes of course! After you are reborn as a girl, that is!

Will you be roborn as a girl next lifetime?
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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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gregkavarnos wrote:
Yes of course! After you are reborn as a girl, that is!

Will you be roborn as a girl next lifetime?
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:emb: Well,that would be kind of awkward but it's possible.
Do you think you will be reborn as a deva in the next life?

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A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"


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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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No, but if so I'm partial to Mariah carey.

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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Yes, during a road race trying to get my running shorts out of said area!

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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No, secretly it was never possible. :shrug:

Did you ever climb a tower although you were afraid?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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No, secretly it was never possible. :shrug:

Did you ever climb a tower although you were afraid?


A diving tower yup. Jumped off it too. Man, that water was way harder than I expected.

Ever told a fib to a monk?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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:oops: Yes... but i made it true afterwords.

Do you enjoy your work?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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Yes, even though it sometimes feels like we are trying to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic :rolling:

Are you a good sleeper?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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Yes but please dont tell the CIA.


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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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:smile: No. I don't have such parts.

Did you ever see the future?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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Ayu wrote:
:smile: No. I don't have such parts.

Did you ever see the future?


No.
Did you ever imagine yourself as the opposite sex?

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A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"


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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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Yes. For sure. Whenever I had one of the pirate-dreams. I had to fight like in a swashbuckler movie against 15 enemies. :smile:

Did you ever get sick by listening to a person that never stopps talking?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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No, but I'm always talking.

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 Post subject: Re: Yes or No ...
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No, but I have seen some from a lookout at Byron Bay.

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