Tibetan theory oriented jokes

[Mariusz]

....recently again I have problems with this bardo state of mine, at least three beautiful womans I very like and often meet dancing salsa, but they seem to be not familiar with bodhicitta motivation .

[narraboth]

sorry, couldn't get it.

[tamdrin]

Your motivation was bodhicitta in trying to get women? Sure it wasn't straight desire. I'm not saying thats bad but you know...

[Mariusz]

Excuse me, i thought this joke was very funny in every aspect, but maybe it's my english, my plural was wrong I check in dictionary

[gnegirl]

Certainly you heard the one about the fierce yellow dakini guarding a treasure right? And the guy who tried to steal it?

Ya he had his behind kicked by an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow poke-a-butt dakini.

[tempuserus]

its saying these women are distration but it a bodhisattva duty to help meaning you will recieve distractrions on your way to buddhahood but in order to gain buddhahood you need these people

[catmoon]

Student: Something terrible has happened to me. Suddenly my mind is in complete choas, I can't focus on anything and I hate everyone. What is going on?

Lama: Oh, your mind has crashed. You need to reBuddha.