Yes or No ...

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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby David N. Snyder » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:11 am

No.

Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. Is June the name of her third child? (yes or no)
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby dharmagoat » Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:40 am

No, unless Johnny's name is June.

Does anyone have another one?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Ayu » Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:51 am

In most cases: no. Exept slaves. And: if somebody has a baby he really has it, he can not drop the responsibility. Would be a good topic to discuss. :smile:

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What can we do with (just) our own happiness?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:06 am

No, but I DO know how to cook rice and lentils!

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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Ayu » Sun Jan 19, 2014 9:45 am

Yes, at the shooting gallery on a funfair.

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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:03 am

Yes. It's a no brainer...

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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:14 am

No. Is there a self?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Martin007 » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:32 am

plwk wrote:No. Is there a self?


Oi dunno.

Can you prove you haven't got a soul?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby KonchokZoepa » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:40 am

no.

can you prove anything?
If the thought of demons
Never rises in your mind,
You need not fear the demon hosts around you.
It is most important to tame your mind within....

In so far as the Ultimate, or the true nature of being is concerned,
there are neither buddhas or demons.
He who frees himself from fear and hope, evil and virtue,
will realize the insubstantial and groundless nature of confusion.
Samsara will then appear as the mahamudra itself….

-Milarepa

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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Ayu » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:15 pm

Yes, when the spaghetti are too salty it is a proove that I'm a bad cook in this illusionairy world. :tongue:

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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:08 pm

No. Is there no self?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby KonchokZoepa » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:58 pm

yes of course.

is there?
If the thought of demons
Never rises in your mind,
You need not fear the demon hosts around you.
It is most important to tame your mind within....

In so far as the Ultimate, or the true nature of being is concerned,
there are neither buddhas or demons.
He who frees himself from fear and hope, evil and virtue,
will realize the insubstantial and groundless nature of confusion.
Samsara will then appear as the mahamudra itself….

-Milarepa

OMMANIPADMEHUNG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls6P9tOYmdo
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby KonchokZoepa » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:29 am

yes.


Image

did u laugh?
If the thought of demons
Never rises in your mind,
You need not fear the demon hosts around you.
It is most important to tame your mind within....

In so far as the Ultimate, or the true nature of being is concerned,
there are neither buddhas or demons.
He who frees himself from fear and hope, evil and virtue,
will realize the insubstantial and groundless nature of confusion.
Samsara will then appear as the mahamudra itself….

-Milarepa

OMMANIPADMEHUNG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls6P9tOYmdo
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:55 am

No. Have you seen a Yeti/Big Foot?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Ayu » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:44 pm

Yes - nearly. I see one every morning when I look into the mirror... :shrug:

Do you like to laugh?
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What can we do with (just) our own happiness?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:34 pm

Yes. Are you superstitious?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby KonchokZoepa » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:37 pm

yes and no. it depends.

did that picture give anyone else a good laugh? ( or I'm i the only one who thought it was hilarious )
If the thought of demons
Never rises in your mind,
You need not fear the demon hosts around you.
It is most important to tame your mind within....

In so far as the Ultimate, or the true nature of being is concerned,
there are neither buddhas or demons.
He who frees himself from fear and hope, evil and virtue,
will realize the insubstantial and groundless nature of confusion.
Samsara will then appear as the mahamudra itself….

-Milarepa

OMMANIPADMEHUNG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls6P9tOYmdo
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Ayu » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:32 pm

No. I thought, the message is very true... And I was wondering about the price. In Germany 2500 gr would be half of this price. :thinking:

Are you good in accepting things and people like they are?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:26 am

No. Do you have Buddha nature?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Ayu » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:20 am

No. :smile: Because no "I" or "you" HAS it...

Do you agree with this statement?
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