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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:35 pm

No. But I used to :crying:
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:39 pm

Yes.
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Ayu » Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:01 pm

Yes, i could, but you have to find out yourself. :tongue:

There is a saying in German: "The street and the ocean never part one again." ("Die Straße und das Meer gibt keinen wieder her.")
Is some adage like this known in English?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Red Faced Buddha » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:46 am

Ayu wrote:Yes, i could, but you have to find out yourself. :tongue:

There is a saying in German: "The street and the ocean never part one again." ("Die Straße und das Meer gibt keinen wieder her.")
Is some adage like this known in English?


No.
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A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:01 am

Yes.
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:19 pm

No. Can you do as below?

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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby David N. Snyder » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:15 pm

Yes, as long as the bowl is large enough.

Can God make a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Red Faced Buddha » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:52 pm

David N. Snyder wrote:Yes, as long as the bowl is large enough.

Can God make a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?


:thinking: No, God doesn't have a body, therefore he cannot taste a burrito.
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I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:49 am

No. Are you a human?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Red Faced Buddha » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:42 am

plwk wrote:No. Are you a human?


No. "I" am just a conglomeration of the skandhas.
Do you believe that the Arhat and Pratyekabuddha are fully enlightened?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Ayu » Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:28 pm

Yes.

Will you have a cup of coffee in the afternoon?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Red Faced Buddha » Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:28 am

Ayu wrote:Yes.

Will you have a cup of coffee in the afternoon?


No. More of a tea person myself.
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I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:34 am

No. Ever wanted to be your own boss?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:23 am

No.
Do you often get bored?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:18 am

No. Do you button up from top down or bottom up?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:37 am

Yes.
No?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:50 am

Error in my question :rolleye:
Do you button up from bottom up?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Red Faced Buddha » Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:11 am

plwk wrote:Error in my question :rolleye:
Do you button up from bottom up?


Yes.
Do you aspire to become a Pratyekabuddha?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:06 pm

Yes.
Do you consider rainbows to be auspicious?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:31 pm

No. Do you like watching movies?
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