Yes or No ...

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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:35 pm

No. But I used to :crying:
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:39 pm

Yes.
Could you tell me what is reality?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Ayu » Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:01 pm

Yes, i could, but you have to find out yourself. :tongue:

There is a saying in German: "The street and the ocean never part one again." ("Die Straße und das Meer gibt keinen wieder her.")
Is some adage like this known in English?
Because, if our mothers, who have been kind to us
From beginningless time, are suffering,
What can we do with (just) our own happiness?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Red Faced Buddha » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:46 am

Ayu wrote:Yes, i could, but you have to find out yourself. :tongue:

There is a saying in German: "The street and the ocean never part one again." ("Die Straße und das Meer gibt keinen wieder her.")
Is some adage like this known in English?


No.
Are you celibate?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:01 am

Yes.
Are you a red-faced buddha?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:19 pm

No. Can you do as below?

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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby David N. Snyder » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:15 pm

Yes, as long as the bowl is large enough.

Can God make a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Red Faced Buddha » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:52 pm

David N. Snyder wrote:Yes, as long as the bowl is large enough.

Can God make a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?


:thinking: No, God doesn't have a body, therefore he cannot taste a burrito.
Are you a Bodhisattva?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:49 am

No. Are you a human?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Red Faced Buddha » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:42 am

plwk wrote:No. Are you a human?


No. "I" am just a conglomeration of the skandhas.
Do you believe that the Arhat and Pratyekabuddha are fully enlightened?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Ayu » Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:28 pm

Yes.

Will you have a cup of coffee in the afternoon?
Because, if our mothers, who have been kind to us
From beginningless time, are suffering,
What can we do with (just) our own happiness?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Red Faced Buddha » Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:28 am

Ayu wrote:Yes.

Will you have a cup of coffee in the afternoon?


No. More of a tea person myself.
Have you ever considered joining the military?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:34 am

No. Ever wanted to be your own boss?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:23 am

No.
Do you often get bored?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:18 am

No. Do you button up from top down or bottom up?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:37 am

Yes.
No?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:50 am

Error in my question :rolleye:
Do you button up from bottom up?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Red Faced Buddha » Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:11 am

plwk wrote:Error in my question :rolleye:
Do you button up from bottom up?


Yes.
Do you aspire to become a Pratyekabuddha?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby Sigh » Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:06 pm

Yes.
Do you consider rainbows to be auspicious?
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Re: Yes or No ...

Postby plwk » Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:31 pm

No. Do you like watching movies?
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