Yes or No ...

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No. But I used to :crying:
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Yes.
Could you tell me what is reality?
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Yes, i could, but you have to find out yourself. :tongue:

There is a saying in German: "The street and the ocean never part one again." ("Die Straße und das Meer gibt keinen wieder her.")
Is some adage like this known in English?
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Ayu wrote:Yes, i could, but you have to find out yourself. :tongue:

There is a saying in German: "The street and the ocean never part one again." ("Die Straße und das Meer gibt keinen wieder her.")
Is some adage like this known in English?
No.
Are you celibate?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Yes.
Are you a red-faced buddha?
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No. Can you do as below?

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Yes, as long as the bowl is large enough.

Can God make a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?
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David N. Snyder wrote:Yes, as long as the bowl is large enough.

Can God make a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?
:thinking: No, God doesn't have a body, therefore he cannot taste a burrito.
Are you a Bodhisattva?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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No. Are you a human?
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plwk wrote:No. Are you a human?
No. "I" am just a conglomeration of the skandhas.
Do you believe that the Arhat and Pratyekabuddha are fully enlightened?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Yes.

Will you have a cup of coffee in the afternoon?
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Ayu wrote:Yes.

Will you have a cup of coffee in the afternoon?
No. More of a tea person myself.
Have you ever considered joining the military?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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No. Ever wanted to be your own boss?
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No.
Do you often get bored?
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No. Do you button up from top down or bottom up?
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Yes.
No?
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Error in my question :rolleye:
Do you button up from bottom up?
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plwk wrote:Error in my question :rolleye:
Do you button up from bottom up?
Yes.
Do you aspire to become a Pratyekabuddha?
A person once asked me why I would want to stop rebirth. "It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want to be reborn."
I replied. "Wanting to be reborn is like wanting to stay in a jail cell, when you have the chance to go free and experience the whole wide world. Does a convict, on being freed from his shabby, constricting, little cell, suddenly say "I really want to go back to jail and be put in a cell. It sounds pretty cool. Being able to come back. Who wouldn't want that?"
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Yes.
Do you consider rainbows to be auspicious?
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No. Do you like watching movies?
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