Yes or No ...

[plwk]

Yes. But not without a qualifying explanation
Do you like the color purple?

[shel]

Yes, and I thought Oprah was great in it.

Do you like sing'n in the rain?

[plwk]

Yes. Do you like using chopsticks?

[Sigh]

No. Not unless i get permission from the big boss cat in the sky.
Do you have a pencil case?

[plwk]

Yes. Do you have crayons?

[Sigh]

Yes.
Do you have a scratching post?

[plwk]

Yes. Do you feel like scratching someone?

[Sigh]

Nope.
Are you a baseball fan?

[plwk]

No. Are you a cricket fan?

[Sigh]

Yes.
Do you like ice hockey?

[shel]

Yes.

Did you regret the last faux pas?

[Sigh]

Yes.
Have you ever worked on a farm?

[plwk]

No. But would love to try
Have you ever worked as a dishwasher?

[Ayu]

Yes, but without getting payed for it. (The washing-up in our flat share was fabulous!)

Have you ever organized a childrens birthday party?

[plwk]

No. Have you ever volunteered at a retirement home?

[Sigh]

No.
Are you a strong swimmer?

[plwk]

No. Are you muscular?

[Ayu]

Yes. And fat also.

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Have you read any of the Abhidhamma or Abhidharma?

This was a good question for me. Now i got inspired and perused the rest of the unread book. Yeah, my heap got smaler.

Do you enjoy growing plants?

[plwk]

Yes. Do you like posting on this thread?

[DNS]

Yes.

Do you think Viswanathan Anand (India) will retain his title as World Chess Champion this November?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Che ... nship_2013

And remember it is Yes or No, saying I don't care is not an answer.