I'm here to tell you the truth.
In the moment that hasn't already occurred, there's some aliens fixing their broken time machine.
They're having technical difficulties, the known universe may experience itself due to these issues.
Whilst they're working on the problem, all sentient beings in the latent false reality may breed.
All humans who'd want transportation into the real future should chill out and not worry about stuff too much.
This notice was provided due the thoughtful kindness of The Originators.