I am a 33-degree tantric initiate--ask me anything!

[Lama Zoltar]

Well, what would you like to know? Wisdom straight from the Grand Lodge!

[PadmaVonSamba]

is that celsius, or fahrenheit ??

[Lhug-Pa]

"The first Masonic Legislator whose memory is preserved to us by history, was Buddha, who, about a thousand years before the Christian era, reformed the religion of Manous. He called to the Priesthood all men, without distinction of caste, who felt themselves inspired by God to instruct men. Those who so associated themselves formed a Society of Prophets under the name of Samaneans. They recognized the existence of a single uncreated God, in whose bosom everything grows, is developed and transformed." — Morals and Dogma

"God" here is obviously not meant in the exoteric sense of an anthropomorphic personal god.


Sarva Mangalam

[Kyosan]

When I poor ketchup, sometimes none will come out. I pound on the bottle and too much comes out. Is there a way to get just the right amount of ketchup out of the bottle?

[catmoon]

Donald Duck has no pants. Mickey Mouse has no shirt. I do not understand this.

[Thug4lyfe]

A sphincter says what?

[Mr. G]

Locked.