It is said it was captured accidentally in 1980...
Well that explains the mascara then, though I imagine Buddha would have been a New Romantic rather than a Goth.
Norden, I was wondering, are you interested in buying some relics of the Buddha that I have? You may recall the following passage from the Maha-Saccaka Sutta: The Longer Discourse to Saccaka
...Simply from my eating so little, if I tried to ease my body by rubbing my limbs with my hands, the hair — rotted at its roots — fell from my body as I rubbed, simply from eating so little.
Well it seems that when the hairs fell a hard working ant that was nearby picked up the hairs and took them to its nest. After an inordinate number of reincarnations the ant was reborn in human form about 40 years ago. The person (whose name I will withold for fear that everybody will want a piece of the action) took part in a past life regression session where he remembered where the hairs were hidden and went there and dug them up.
He sold some to me and I can now sell them to you for the bargain basement price of $1,000,000 (cash of course). Now the guy that sold them to me said they were chest hairs but they look kindda too short and curly to be chest hairs, anyway, I'm not gonna split hairs over the issue!