"First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!"