Love 2.0 – A Humorous Computer Analogy !!

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Love 2.0 – A Humorous Computer Analogy !!

Postby buddhaflower » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:14 pm

Dear Members,

This lovely Uposatha Day, my friend 'Antony' posted this article @ Buddhaviharas, I really love it...Please let me share with you all.

Open Your Heart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhUz9G8kcHY

Oops...it's Uposatha Day...You may listen to this song tomorrow! :oops:

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:heart: Love 2.0 – A humorous computer analogy :heart:

"Tech Support:
Yes Ma'am, how can I help you?

Customer:
Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
Can you guide me through the process?


Tech Support:
Yes I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer:
Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.
What do I do first?

Tech Support:
The first step is to open your heart.
Have you located your heart, Ma'am?


Customer:
Yes, but there are several other programs running now.
Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support:
What programs are running Ma'am?

Customer:
Let's see, I have past-hurt, low self-esteem, grudge, and resentment running
right now.

Tech Support:
No problem, Love will gradually erase past-hurt from your current operating
system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt
other programs. Love will eventually override low self-esteem with a module of
it's own called high self-esteem. However, you have to completely turn off
grudge and resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off Ma'am?


Customer:
I don't know how to turn them off.
Can you tell me how?

Tech Support:
With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness. Do this as many
times as necessary until grudge and resentment have been completely erased.

Customer:
Okay done, Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin
connecting to other hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer:
Oops! I have an error message already.
It says, "Error-program not run on external components."
What should I do?

Tech Support:
Don't worry, Ma'am, It means the Love program is setup to run on internal hearts
but has not yet been run on your heart. In nontechnical terms, it means you have
to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer:
So what should I do?

Tech Support:
Can you pull down Self-acceptance;
then click on the following:
Forgive-self;
Realize your worth;
Acknowledge your limitations.

Customer:
OK, done.

Tech Support:
Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any
conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to
delete verbose self-criticism from all directories and empty your recycle bin to
make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer:
Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my
monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.
Is this normal?

Tech Support:
Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets
downloaded at the proper time.

So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang-up.
Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you
meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back
to you.


Customer:
I promise to do just that."

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Re: Love 2.0 – A Humorous Computer Analogy !!

Postby corrine » Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:52 pm

Thank you for such a positive posting. It made my heart smile. I will share it with all of my computer loving friends.

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Re: Love 2.0 – A Humorous Computer Analogy !!

Postby buddhaflower » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:14 pm

corrine wrote:Thank you for such a positive posting. It made my heart smile. I will share it with all of my computer loving friends.

corrine :good:


Dear Corrine,

I truly :heart: your comment. May be because I'm a computer loving person :heart: ...Here a song for you:

Happy heart : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSATFPuOLBE

yawares/happy :heart:
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